Funny "I Told You I Felt Sick" Cracked, Crooked, and Broken Tombstone Prop
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$55.00
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$55.00
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Funny "I Told You I Felt Sick" Cracked, Crooked, and Broken Tombstone Prop
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
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Due to popular demand, I now offer multiple designs of "I Told You I Felt Sick" gravestones!
Featuring the classic phrase "I TOLD YOU I FELT SICK" in raised lettering, this spooky gravestone is perfect for haunted house displays, graveyard scenes, or front yard setups.
Designed and hand painted to look broken with cracks and weathered texture, this Halloween gravestone looks like it’s been standing for decades. Made for durability, it’s built to withstand outdoor elements while adding the perfect mix of creepy and comical to your Halloween yard decorations.
Each gravestone is sturdy, waterproof, and built to endure the elements, whether displayed indoors or out, and a reinforced and sturdy slot for attaching to the ground via 1/2" rebar or garden stake. These will not crumble or fly away like store-bought gravestone props.
Stakes are available upon request! Just send me a message to have stakes included in your order, free of charge.
🪦 Note: Each tombstone is handmade, so variations in texture and distressing will occur, making each piece unique from reference photos.🪦
Features:
Meticulously hand carved and painted in granite grey
Handmade & Weathered: Aged, crooked, and broken appearance with cracks and wonky distressing for a realistic tombstone effect.
Durable & Sturdy: Designed for outdoor use with a reinforced slot for a 1/4” rebar or garden stake (not included).
Funny Yet Spooky: The "I TOLD YOU I FELT SICK" epitaph brings dark humor to any Halloween scene.
Measures 23" tall, 10.5" at its widest point, 7.25" at the base, 2" thick.
Shipping & Returns
All products are made to order. Standard production takes 5–7 days, followed by shipment via your selected UPS method. Rush production is available for 1–2 day or 2–3 day turnaround. While I prioritize fast completion, shipping delays are beyond our control.
As all pieces are custom orders, returns are only accepted on a case-to-case basis. Please message me if you would like to return your piece.
