Slim Premade "I Told You I Felt Sick" Carved Gravestone

This handmade gravestone features the epitaph “I Told You I Felt Sick” in engraved lettering, topped with a raised skull-and-crossbones symbol. Its tall, narrow shape and layered gray-and-black finish give it the look of an old cemetery marker, complete with dark streaking and worn stone texture.

This is a slim size of gravestone. Its measurements: the gravestone face measures approximately 24" tall × 8" wide × 2" thick. Overall dimensions with the base are approximately 26" tall × 12" wide.

An attached base allows the gravestone to stand, and a reinforced PVC slot is built into the bottom for use with a ground stake.

This is a premade, ready-to-ship item. You will receive the exact gravestone shown in the listing photos. It is not made to order, and personalization or design changes are not available.

Built for Outdoor Display

This gravestone is made from dense, rigid XPS foam, not the lightweight white foam that crumbles into small beads. It is coated, textured, painted, and sealed for a rugged, weather-resistant finish suitable for outdoor Halloween displays.

Because this piece is handmade, small variations and irregularities in the texture and finish are part of its appearance. Colors may look slightly different in person due to lighting and individual screen or monitor settings.