{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"funny-i-told-you-i-felt-sick-cracked-crooked-and-broken-tombstone-prop","title":"Funny \"I Told You I Felt Sick\" Cracked, Crooked, and Broken Tombstone Prop","description":"\u003cp\u003eDue to popular demand, I now offer multiple designs of \"I Told You I Felt Sick\" gravestones!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the classic phrase \"I TOLD YOU I FELT SICK\" in raised lettering, this spooky gravestone is perfect for haunted house displays, graveyard scenes, or front yard setups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and hand painted to look broken with cracks and weathered texture, this Halloween gravestone looks like it’s been standing for decades. Made for durability, it’s built to withstand outdoor elements while adding the perfect mix of creepy and comical to your Halloween yard decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach gravestone is sturdy, waterproof, and built to endure the elements, whether displayed indoors or out, and a reinforced and sturdy slot for attaching to the ground via 1\/2\" rebar or garden stake. These will not crumble or fly away like store-bought gravestone props.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eStakes are available upon request! Just send me a message to have stakes included in your order, free of charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🪦 Note: Each tombstone is handmade, so variations in texture and distressing will occur, making each piece unique from reference photos.🪦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeticulously hand carved and painted in granite grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade \u0026amp; Weathered: Aged, crooked, and broken appearance with cracks and wonky distressing for a realistic tombstone effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Sturdy: Designed for outdoor use with a reinforced slot for a 1\/4” rebar or garden stake (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Yet Spooky: The \"I TOLD YOU I FELT SICK\" epitaph brings dark humor to any Halloween scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 23\" tall, 10.5\" at its widest point, 7.25\" at the base, 2\" thick.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Elegy \u0026 Ivy","offers":[{"title":"No Moss (Picture 1)","offer_id":52156603433243,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Moss","offer_id":52156603466011,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heavy Moss (Shown in Video, and Pictures 2 \u0026 3)","offer_id":52156603498779,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/1666\/3323\/files\/il_fullxfull.6891967751_eu3a.jpg?v=1777868190"}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.elegyandivy.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Elegy \u0026 Ivy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}